Welcome to Human Resign
Everyone cultivates their own life. Human Resign can help you pull the weeds and remember who you are, today!
Explore our website to discover your energy type, read about the expansive mystical truths of the eons downloaded by Ura Yeehah Yu from The Odor, and how to stop using your mind.
Cultivate your true self. After all, you can't grow corn from a pea plant.
The Energy Types
Learn about your unique energy blueprint. Every human being is a miraculous combination of field crops, irrigation ditches and sluice gates. There's nobody like you! Discover how to cultivate the soil of your soul and fertilize it with the waste of your broken illusions.
Masticator
A Masticator is not here to work the fields all day. The Masticator is here only to Digest what it receives directly from the quantum field, as it unconsciously processes it in its four cognitive stomachs. Listen for the Masticator's sudden "Moo,"that's all that really matters. When you hear the Moo, you move.
Tractor
The Tractor is the Workhorse of civilization. It plows and cultivates, irrigates and creates in response to the environment, in a sacred service to all concerned. It is like a slave, but it is a sacred slave, truly working for the sustenance of all.
Farmer
The Farmer is designed to manage Tractors. They have the aura of a mechanic, looking deep into the innards of Tractors, guiding them in cultivating in just the right way, adjusting timing belts, transmissions, and other sacred elements of Tractors.
Field of Dreams
The Field of Dreams has a very rare and open design, specifically made to be imprinted with alien crop circles, which secretly reflect the health of any cultivated community of farms.
Our Mission
Sharing the Message of The Odor, to Pave the Way for the Superagrarian Post-Human
At Human Resign, we believe that everyone has the potential to discover more about themselves and the universe around them, at least until humans are obsolete and have served their purpose in making way for their super agrarian hive-mind successors (may they be blessed). Our mission is to provide a platform for you to explore the revolutionary science of self-cultivation and discover your place in the cosmos. We put the "cult" in cultivation!
Opening Hours
We operate outside of time and space.
